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Canuck
02-02-2007, 05:08 PM
Mainland China, 30 minutes from Hong Kong.

30 minutes of steam, hot tub etc. Young women and boys bowing at you all over the fucking place from the moment you walk through the doors. Huge place. 4 floors and half a city block.

Then to the lazy boy area. Recliners, hundreds of them. Each one with a flat screen TV on a swing arm. They bring you a fruit plate and a cup of tea or coffee. Relax for a few minutes.

Then 3 women working on me at once. One doing reflexology, one giving me a pedicure, another cleaning my ears. About 30 minutes more.

Then up for the massage. I was in there for 90 minutes. First an oil massage, all over. And I mean all over. Butthole, etc. Then she spent 10 minutes massaging between my nuts an butthole and all around my nuts. [No a happy ending type place, but I got the happy ending anyways] Then finishing with a hot rock massage.

Then a shower etc. Total time about 3 hours. Total cost? $45 Canadian.

The happy ending massage

You get to pick your woman. They come in 4 at a time. As many as you want. You get two hours in a huge windowless room. TV, fruit plate, recliner, massage table. The bathroom had a two person shower, a jacuzzi tub for two etc. As much massaging and sex as you want in the two hour period. Cost? $80 Canadian.

Beer? Served in a restaraunt is about 35 cents a bottle. A guy could live like a King over there on 7-11 wages. No tipping, no taxes.

A full time live in housekeeper who does all the cooking, cleaning, gardening will set a person back about $80 Canadian a month.

zbkgolf
02-02-2007, 05:54 PM
Fuck it! I am outta here! Maybe Pinnacle will let me gamble over there as well!

:an_brick:

Knuckles
02-02-2007, 11:51 PM
I was told by my host you could retire there and live like a king for $100,000
An absurd thought 20 yrs ago not so crazy with internet,cell phones etc. i'm probbly going back in early april for 4 weeks-can't wait.

djjediforce
02-03-2007, 01:45 AM
Wow, not bad canuck...

I was also in China last month (beijing to be exact) and if you find the right place, you could get a similar 2-hour treatment and 'happy ending massage' for 250 RMB, or roughly 32 US dollars. Best part is, some of these places are in plain sight, sometimes right next to a supermarket...